Received the following and simply have to forward it to you. I trust there is no copywrite.
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer." the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this!"
She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're coming for Christmas, and they're paying their own way."
Here is your opportunity to visit Iceland! At least some of you know Jónas Þór the eager promotor of travels from Iceland to Icelandic settlements in North America. Large groups have been flown - mainly to Minneapolis - from where bustours have been taken to many interesting places in US and Canada. I was lucky to join in 2004 as can be seen in my letters #41 to #46. A wonderful trip.
